You know why?
Because, well, think about it; what if I wasn’t REALLY dead, and I was just in some kind of out-of-body experience or something that nobody noticed, then maybe right when they were about to bury me, I’d start banging on the coffin because I woke up, yelling “What the hell you guys, where did you put me after last night?”
If I were CREMATED and I was in the oob expereience, that would SUCK. Like, right when I wake up, I’m thrown in to a fiery pit of doom.
…I don’t know.