RANTING MC FUN TIME
So. This post is seperated in to several categories: Good, Bad, and TROLLOLOLOL. I realize that no fanime is actually good, but hey, you gotta let some compliments in.
Doodles: None.
I’m starting with the bad because that’s the FUN part about this! |D
Eternal Negima
First, I ask that you watch the first episode. BOTH the remake and the original.
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Done?
You crying tears of horrible yet?
I THOUGHT SO.
Here comes giant paragraph of rant in three, two oTHIS IS SO HORRIBLE MY EYES ARE BLEEDING. The main character is a MARY SUE and a SELF INSERT. TWO FOR THE PRICE OF BULLSHIT. Seriously, Negi likes her, she’s a magician *like Negi*, she has a talking animal companion *like Negi*, she’s good at it, and it seems like she didn’t go to the magic academy to learn. Self-taught? Possible.
Oh, and get this. Her twin sister is the antagonist, and seems to have been based off of Evangeline, although Evangeline was way more badass and actually had a REASON for sucking a certain 10-year-old’s blood, while the sister seemingly does not. Ashley (the sue) has an enemy named Britanny. I can’t tell if this is like Asuna and Ayaka or it’s personal problems thrown in to the fanime.
Nearly everyone is a self-insert for Ashley’s IRL friends, except for a select few. Yes, Cloud is a self-insert. Of a cat. I feel sorry for that cat.
I fucking DARE this girl to make a copy of Aiko, Yue, Nodoka, or Chachamaru. I fucking DARE her to.
Plot? What plot? lolol
No, really. I don’t get this fanime AT ALL. It’s just a bunch of random events strung together with shitty, dried-up Elmer’s glue. No, make that runny Elmer’s glue that won’t dry. Everything is paced SO HORRIBLY. This happens, this happens, SUDDENLY TALENT SHOW, and this shit happens!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Animation? What animation? In the first version, there were little to no frames, everybody was flying in blue void in the classroom, Negi was traced, in fact A LOT was traced. Bull. And in the REMAKE, the art is much better and the only trace is in the opening, with the whole parodying the kissing scene in Negima?! But most of the animation is done via SONY VEGAS EFFECTS. It’s like Hetalia, like when Italy was floating around in the cuckoo clock place trying to get Germany’s attention, you can tell that was made with some kind of pan tool. Except Hetalia actually had EFFORT. This is like, I HAVE THE POWER OF THE PAN TOOL, I CAN LOOK LIKE FUCKIN HAYATO MIYAZAKI NOW. Guess what, sugar? You don’t. At all.
Guilderland Mew Mew
Guess what? This was made by the same person who made Eternal Negima. The characters have the EXACT SAME PROBLEM with the self-insert thing. There is a remake, but it’s pretty much the same as the original. The ORIGINAL is what I REALLY wanted to rant about.
Apparently Ryou has a speech impediment. His voice was made with MICROSOFT SAM. The pacing is equally as amazing as EN’s. In fact, the “plot” is even more of a shit storm. It’s like Tokyo Mew Mew ALL OVER AGAIN. Except worse. Much, much worse. And the attacks are totally unoriginal. LASER SWORD, LASER. Yeah, that’s one of the attacks. How original.
Magic Heart and the Magic Warriors
I cannot even begin with this one. Watch it for yourself, and in no time you’ll be ranting about it for two days straight.
Guron
It’s Twilight ALL OVER AGAIN. NOT BACK IN TO THAT NIGHTMARE, PLEASE. Hell, the guy that is supposed to be like an Edward actually LOOKS as ugly as Pattinson looked in the movies, and the main character looks like Bella, and the sister girl person looks like Rosalie and acts like Alice. Also, some of the voices were kinda quiet, so I DID NOT UNDERSTAND A THING. The animation is just plain strange sometimes, like at one point Main Character Girl looked like a giant while she fainted in the hallway.
Digimon Season (Seanson) Love
Main character is JUST LIKE Toya from Tokyo Crystal Mew (we’ll get to that later), even the hair color is the same.
It RUINS MY CHILDHOOD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Main character (her name is “Sakara,” is that even a real Japanese name?) has the obligatory love interest with another male (Kaito), of course.
I think the REAL thing that anybody’d complain about is the VOICE ACTING. Just LISTEN TO IT. There is LITTLE TO NO EMOTION. Allow me to show an example.
“aaaaaaaaaa.”
tada
Oh, and they call the VAs “Seiyuus.” It makes me rot slowly on the inside.
Diamond Mew Mew
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. The art gets “better” each episode, but in reality, all of it is horrible. Sometimes there is tracing. At one point the creator even traced herself. The heads are all shaped like beans, it’s like the creator doesn’t understand that a skull is made up of a circle and a half…pentagon…triangle…rectangle…thing. At some points the heads even look like hearts.
Halfway through the first 11 episodes, Emiko hands over the main character role to Machiko through telepathic messaging. It’s like the creator just totally said “fuck it” with Emiko being the protagonist. And the names are horrid. AS LONG AS IT SOUNDS FOREIGN. :U
Though I have to say, I like Emiko’s transformed outfit.
NOW, BEGIN THE TROLLOLOLOLING
Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls
Holy shit I love the person who made this. It’s like, explaining weaboos in such a simple way.
I like Kasumi’s VA. A lot.
MS Paint Chan
The episodes have been removed from Youtube, but oh well. It was still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Twinkle Girls
Moot is a great VA.
Tokyo Moay Mew
HOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOO BLASSSSTEEEERRR
Girlchan In Paradise
Come to think of it, I think Egoraptor intended this to be more like a parody of animes like One Piece and Naruto and DBZ, but it’s still like a troll fanime nonetheless.
IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE WE SWEAR?
To the GOOD FANIMES that I LIKED. But guess what! There’s only ONE I actually liked! And that’s…
Nonsense World
Even Normoro and Patchumli Cocoa loved it. I liked it too. But sometimes people don’t like it much, so meh. At least it had a far better point and animation than any other fanime I’ve seen. Too bad the creator is a fag.
Shit I don’t know where else to put:
Tokyo Crystal Mew
I have mixed feelings about this fanime.
The art used to be total shit but it’s getting better.
The pacing used to be total shit too but it’s getting better.
No Mary Sues kind of.
Toya is derp.
THE END.
